By Justin Racz

We've all had undesirable days: misplaced our keys, damaged a nail, neglected a educate. a few days, even though, are a lot worse than others, as Justin Racz proves during this hilarious new addition to the damage hit Worse Than Yours sequence. accumulating fifty of the main memorable "bad days," this outrageous booklet catalogs every thing from the day-by-day ("First grey hair noticed") to the mythical ("Eve eats apple"), from the general public ("New York urban sanitation strike") to the painfully inner most ("Ricky will get atomic wedgie, 1976"). An encouraged and entirely illustrated testomony to schadenfreude, 50 Days Worse than Yours proves that not anything is as common as ache. even if you are a child ("Picked final in gym-again"), a brand new mother or father ("Barney invented"), or dealing with down heart age ("AARP card arrives"), you will be absolute to locate a few convenience during this riotous compilation of items long gone unsuitable. in any case, it will possibly were a lot, a lot worse... Justin Racz is the writer of fifty Boyfriends Worse Than Yours, 50 kinfolk Worse Than...

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24. Judgment Day Zephaniah 1:1 5-1 7 "That day will be a day of wrath, a day of distress and anguish, a day of trouble and ruin, a day of darkness and gloom, a day of clouds and blackness . . . And they will walk like blind men, because they have sinned against the LORD. " Bummer. Eternity in heaven or eternity in hell. Either way, it's an eternity. Getting smote by the notorious G-O-D. Prayer = good. False idols = bad. 25. Pimple on Prom Night As if there isn't enough pressure on prom night—to drink, do drugs, go all the way—now you've got a whitehead on your face that no amount of concealer is going to hide.

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